Dinner Conversation

Over dinner the other night we as a family had this conversation:

Toddler: What's this?
Husband: It's a volcano
Toddler: Ohhh VOLCANO!
Me: A volcano is a mountain that shoots out fire and hot lava
Toddler: Fire! swoooooooosh! (arms in air indicating lava coming out)
me: Yeah, it shoots out lava and smoke and fire. It's kinda like the earths butthole.
Husband: eh, its more like a zit.
me: Uh no. It's shooting out lava and heat from it's core, that doesn't make sense.
Husband: Obviously its more like a zit, that's why there would be more then one.
me: The earth is big babe, it could have more then one butthole.
Husband: You're a butthole.

Things I have learned lately about myself

I like when celebrities get fat after having babies



I'm not that awesome at potty training someone else

Maybe I am a little worried that I don't have a job in 6 months

It annoys me when Husband isnt working, yet it annoys me when he is

My eyesight seems to be getting worse -what the f#%*?

Doing a 10k recently was not so horrible

I still get jealous after 9 years with Husband, I figure its probably a good sign.

I'm still a lot like my 14 year old self-I write my friends notes all day long (text, ichat) and still love to think about what I'm going to wear.