Why I hate Gisele

1. she's a model-this one doesn't really count cause I actually love models and have about 20 fashion magazines subscriptions-so skip that.

2. She gave birth

naturally in a bathtuband talked about how great it was-seriously?

3. She lost all the baby weight within a month-ok Gisele, this may be true, some of us (not me) are gifted with a natural slender frame, but did you need to spout this off to the press and make the rest of us feel like assholes?

4. she was quoted as

saying that mostwomenwere human garbage disposals during pregnancy and this is why they gain so much weight-Gisele, you're a jerk.

5. She couldn't

understand why anyone wouldn't breastfeed and said they were idiots if they didn't-hey what about those that couldn't? Ever think about that Gisele?

6.She claims that motherhood is the miracle of life and how happy she is. Clearly lady you are not working full time and trying to balance motherhood and your career.

7. she's married to

Tom Brady who is not only hot and makes a million gazillion dollars as the top paid quarterback in the NFL, but she probably as an international super model makes more ...ok Gisele, maybe you do look like a hamster when you don't have any make up on cause your eyes are kinda close together, but you know what? I'm not gonna hate you, because I'm bigger then that. I will tell you this: Gisele, are offensive to women everywhere, and the only other person I ever said that to before you, was the guy at the bus stop when I was 15 who asked me if I wanted a mustache ride.